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1. E34
2. E28
3. E60
4. F10
5. E39
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Any rhyme or reason to this ranking?
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1. E28
2. E39
3. E34
4. E60
5. F10
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Personal preferences
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This is going to rustle some jimmies
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E39 in last place will piss many people off.
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No No No No No No!
A car with an engine like this can not be last!
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This is my intention.
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So this is all fucking hog wash thanks I will be sure to call my hogs in for a bathing.
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I'm fully aware. I just want to see what people have to say about that.
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M5s Ranked Properly:
E34
E28
E39
E60
99. F10
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1. E39
2. E60
3. E28
4. E34
5. F10
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1. E28
2. E39
3. E60
4. E34
5. F10
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This is all wrong. At least the E60 is high up there. Love that car.
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I can't deny the E60 is amazing.
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....my list is in the original post, did you not see it?
If I could rank the E60 2nd along with the E28 I would, so damn cool.
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Our lists are pretty similar.
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Haha. Nope. I was so upset with your list that I took to the comments section before looking who posted it.
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5. F10
FTFY
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So, where would you actually rank it, if not trolling...?
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I understand. It's something that I've done many times before.
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PATRICK JUST SHARED IT TO JALOPNIK FUCK
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It's my personal preference.
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You've been FP'd. Brace yourself.
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E60, E39, E60, E60, E60
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this list seems more like it
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This is a list I can also get behind.
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the problem is that this is the E61
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The E34..is my favouite of the BMW 5 Series Lineage.
I will take any of them..NOT just an M5
It's a fine car..Modern and classic at the same time.
It needs to be in Champagne silver Like Bruce Willis 6 Series on the TV show moolighting was.
Now THAT's a car to drool over!!!!!!!!!!
All time classic car.
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THANK YOU
It's just amazing.
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1. E28
2. E34
3. E39
4. E60
5. F10
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The only one that matters.
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Just so you know, I agree with not putting the F10 in last. It is actually a really good car, despite the fake engine noises.
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People get too hung up on that. It's got like 600 hp, what's not to like!
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Is there a report button for slander like this?
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You're right. Problem of posting faster than thinking.
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Saw that coming
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spot on
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1. E28
2. E39
3. E60
4. E34
DNF. F10
But to be fair, they're all great.
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the e34 is gorgeous but it is not the best unfortunetly
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Hahaha can't argue with greatness.
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e39
F10
E34
E28
E60 - sure the engine is awesome but that car is ugly as sin. The engine is make-up on a pig for all im concerned. Drop it in an e39 then we can talk
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So close. However E28>E34.
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As of my posting there are 39 replies. As in YOU'RE WRONG E39 IS BEST M5 EVER MADE.
Thanks for listening Brian.
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I don't care about the rest of the list, but #1 should read "E46 M3" for sure, screw the M5. If you want a hot rod sedan you get an AMG, period.
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No problem, I'm always here to hear people out.
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And he's also trolling. Clickbait, you has it!
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(sorry, I wanted to post this)
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Pictures
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that's right buttmunch, now you'll pay for putting the E39 so far down the list! Front page will not be merciful.
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Happy?
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THERE IS NO GOD
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1. F10, E60, E39, E34, E28
Yes, I'm a BMW //M5 fan.
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ranking m5's is very simple because they just keep getting better.
1. F10
2. E60
3. E39
4. E34
5. E28
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All this comment right here.
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Methinks you should watch this again (and perhaps also stop smoking crack):
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>E39 in last
You, sir, are a brave man. That said, I do not agree.
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Interesting point. I..... disagree.
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Well that's not all of them and I don't see any identification tags
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I don't know what you mean by identification tags.
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I halfway expected the list to be something like this: "1. M5 2. M5 3. M5 4. M3 5. 1M"
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Me too
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I mean I see the pictures but i can't tell which is an E60 and an F10 so write the names under the pictures
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1. E34
2. E39
3. E60
4. F10
5. E28
Really they're all awesome. All I'm certain of is that E34 is #1 and E28 is #5
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Ohhhhh
first on is an F10, second one is an E60, third one is an E28, fourth one is an E39, and the last on is an E34.
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Is this like some kind of puzzle where we have to put it in the right order? Lol @ the E39 being worse than any other M5, wow what a joke.
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Perfect.
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But honestly, how do you justify a bloated V10 over one of, if not the finest rear-drive chassis of all time? Or a hastily thrown together car with an engine thrown in with supercar reliability? Or an even bloated turbo V8 with artificial engine sound and Drive-By-Wire? Or was this post a survey to see just how massive the majority of people who prefer the E39 is?
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I...it's just my personal preference. I didn't think it was going to be shared to Jalopnik.
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Wrong.
1. E60
2. F10
3. E28
4. E39
5. E34
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It just got real
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Well at least you put the E60 at the top. Dat V10.
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What's not to like? Fake engine noises.
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I can't comment on the F10 because I haven't driven one... but ranking the E34 M5 makes me wonder if you actually drove one for any length of time. Fast and competent? Check. Powered by the legendary S38? Check. The problem is the E34 M5 is god awful boring to drive unless you're hooning it at 10/10ths. And I'm talking about the euro spec 3.8L with the 6 speed. The NA version is milk toast in comparison and should be ranked separately in position '6'. Seriously, go back and spend a few days with one and tell me you're not falling asleep at the wheel.
As for the rest, it's really a matter of personal preference. I'm partial to the E28 M5s having owned a couple so I won't argue too much with it's near the top ranking, but the E39 makes a pretty solid case for itself if you can get past the weight. The thing is, the E28 is just so darn tossable, it feels like an E30 M3 with two extra doors. Yes, it's old and creaky but none of it matters when you have rear pointing sideways and the S38 is shrieking like the thoroughbred race motor that it is. I will say that the torque, power, and sheer brutalness of the E39 are addictive. I have no idea how this got last place.
Especially in light of the fact that the E60 is a frustrating car because it's at odds with its 64 bit personality. The V10 is a masterpiece, but to fully enjoy it I have activate full on sport mode which requires pressing a button. And then there's more buttons for the suspension, the steering, and the SMG (which is how they designed this car, the manual was an after thought).... I trust Motorsport engineers because they know best. In the E60 I'm not sure who to trust.
And if anyone is selling a euro E28 M5 - seriously, stop laughing - please contact me. I have cash in hand.
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I thought long and hard about putting the E28 in first, I regret not doing that. They're so hard to come by nowadays.
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I don't know, crack is really good.
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That E34 wagon tho.
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1.E28
2.E34 3.8
3.E39
4.E34 3.6
5.E60
6.F10
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It's the real winner here.
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